1
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Jake, will you join me in Terry's office?

2
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Oh, private rendezvous, huh?

3
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This whole trying to make a baby thing

4
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has got you super freaky…

5
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Hey, Terry! What's up, dude?

6
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What did you think was happening?

7
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He clearly thought you were
gonna have secret sex in here.

8
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[SCOFFS] What? Inappropes, much?

9
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I did not think that. Amy did.

10
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She texted me about it. See? Proof.

11
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Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant?

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Santiago and I

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are going to an administration
workshop for the NYPD.

14
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And it's voluntary, so only the
cool kids are going to be there.

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I love you so much. Continue.

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Anyways, you're in charge for the day.

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Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture.

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"Be responsible, Jake.
Don't do anything crazy or fun."

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There's no lecture. I trust you.

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Well, but there always
used to be a lecture.

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Yeah, well, you're not the same

22
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immature, rebellious kid you used to be.

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Didn't you and Amy just buy

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a family-friendly midsize sedan?

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In a rebellious color, champagne,

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which is an alcohol.

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And let's not forget, I wanted to
have sex in your office just now.

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Yeah, to have a baby and become a father!

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Yeah, he turned it around on me.

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It's not bad that I trust you more now.

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Plus, there's not even that
much for you guys to do today.

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I mean, the squad is
on reserve parade duty.

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-Your job is to sit around.
-PERALTA: Good point.

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Besides, what's the worst thing a
responsible guy like me could do?

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Buckle your butts, everyone!

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The Jimmy Jab Games are back!

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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Squad, today we write a new chapter

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in the history of the Nine-Nine.

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And that chapter begins
with the word "Jimmy,"

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and ends with the word "Jab."

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That chapter's only two words long.

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No, there's a lot of words in between.

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It's a long chapter. The point is,

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today we compete against one another

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in a series of games,
and this year's winner

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receives one day's paid vacation,

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courtesy of Officer Mark.

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You said you needed that
day for a private matter.

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You know what?
You shouldn't even be here.

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Everyone say, "Thank you, Officer Mark.

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-"Bye, Officer Mark."
-ALL: Thank you, Officer Mark.

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Bye, Officer Mark.

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-Now, who's ready to compete?
-HOLT: Count me in.

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I could really use this day off

56
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to spend some time with my husband.

57
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Oh, please. We all have loved ones.

58
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You're not getting any
sympathy just because you're gay.

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Rosa, I don't think he was…

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No, I was. She saw right through me.

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Nevertheless, I will destroy you all.

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PERALTA: Copy that.
I love your intensity.

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Now, Gina is gone,
so we're out of a host.

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Me! Please, me.

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It's my time to shine.

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It's my <i>Greatest Showman</i> moment.

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Charles, you can't.

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You know who else they told "You can't"?

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Lettie Lutz, the bearded lady.

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But then, Mr. Barnum gave her a stage.

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Give me my stage, Jacob.

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Wait, so you're the bearded lady?

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No! I'm Barnum, you're Zac Efron,

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and everyone else is one of my freaks.

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PERALTA: Look, I would love
to give you the hosting duties

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so you can work through
whatever weird fantasy this is

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but we need at least six players

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and the host can't play.

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Then I'll find someone to replace me.

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I promise you will have
your circus, Mr. Barnum.

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I thought you were Barnum. No!

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I'm the greatest showman!

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Isn't that Barnum?

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Debbie, ah, just who I was looking for.

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Oh, no. Am I in your seat?
I'll sit on the floor.

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Wh… what? No. No, don't do that.

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No, I was just wondering

88
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if you would like to take my place

89
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in a little squad competition today.

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Mm. I can't do competitions.
I'm anti-dexterous.

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Hmm? It's when neither hand

92
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is good at anything. Oh, Debbie.

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I was once like you.

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A bashful beat cop with long, curly hair

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and no confidence at all.

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That's impossible. You're so suave.

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Sure, now I am.

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But I came a long way,

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and I did it by challenging myself

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to do things I never thought I could.

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This is your chance
to find that confidence.

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I don't know. Debbie

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trust me.

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Okay.

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But only because I trust everyone.

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So, Diaz, I've never been more excited.

107
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My first time playing the Jimmy Jabs,

108
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and I'm destined to win.

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Look at my competition.

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Little Miss Hay For Brains.

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The Hay Brains, and
King Brain Made of Hay.

112
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Well, you're forgetting about me.

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I'm also your competition. Yes,

114
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but you don't normally
care about games like these.

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Well, I do care about this game.

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And you're gonna lose

117
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because my brains aren't made of hay.

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My brains are made of brains.

119
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Oh, ho.

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The perfect retort.

121
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PERALTA: Gather up, it's Jimmy Jab time!

122
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Ooh, are you doing opening ceremonies?

123
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Yeah, and you might wanna leave

124
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before things get too crazy.

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A little plausible deniability.

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Actually, I wanna record 'em.

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May you can teach other precincts

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how to throw their own
versions to boost morale.

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No, I'm not a teacher.

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I'm a class clown/bad boy
with a heart of gold. Whatever.

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Charles, just start.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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The moment you've been waiting for.

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Wow, he went full <i>Showman.</i>

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I present to you six freaks… Yeah.

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…who, through a series
of elaborate games,

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will be eliminated one by one

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until a champion is crowned.

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And that champion shall

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inherit my circus.

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And get a day off.
I was getting there, Ro-Ro.

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Let me have my fun.
Yeah, Ro-Ro, let him have his fun.

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As always, we start the games

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by lighting the ceremonial
bagel of destiny.

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Ah, it's actually the baguette of destiny

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because this year, we're
throwing caution to the wind.

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Charles, flame me.

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SCULLY: <i>Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs</i>

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And with that, we commence

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my ten minute opening performance. What?

151
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<i>The crowd is ready The freaks are here</i>

152
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Wow, this is a really long performance.

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Charles pulled off a costume change.

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PERALTA: I wouldn't say he pulled it off.

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He accidentally got
bottomless in front of all of us.

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-Yeah.
-HITCHCOCK: Peralta,

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how about we make these
games a little more exciting

158
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with a wager? Ooh, interesting.

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What'd you have in mind? If you win,

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I'll do your paperwork for a year.

161
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Go on. If I win, I get your new car.

162
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[SCOFFS] You're joking, right?

163
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Why? Because you can't imagine

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someone bitchin' like me
driving a lame family sedan?

165
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No, because Jake would never bet our car.

166
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Yeah, I would never do that.

167
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But also, it's not lame.

168
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It's the color of an alcohol.
Everyone's talking about it.

169
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No, Jake, it's a super lame car.
But I don't mind.

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My ex-step-son kicked
me out of the house,

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and I needed a place to
crash with air conditioning.

172
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Look, the bet is not happening.

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Sorry, Amy, but this is
between Jake and me.

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Dude, what happened to the cool guy

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that liked to make fun
bets with his best bud?

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SANTIAGO: Okay, Hitchcock, drop it.

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Jake doesn't do that kind of
thing anymore. He's an adult now.

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Hitchcock, you're on!

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00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:07,318
He is? I am?

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I don't know. Yes! Yes, you are.

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BOYLE: Damn it, my pants.

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Sorry, everyone. Look away, look away.

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Oh, damn.

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Wow, who knew?

185
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He really is the greatest showman.

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What the hell are you doing?

187
00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,581
Why did you just bet our new car?

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Because it's fun.

189
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And because it's who I am.

190
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I mean, remember all those crazy bets

191
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we used to make when you
were falling in love with me?

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I remember the bets we made
when I found you obnoxious

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and difficult to be around.

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Yes, those bets. See, you remember.

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This is just like that.
Hey, Santiago, it's time to head out.

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Actually, I'm not leaving.

197
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I'm gonna stay for the games.

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Oh, look who's coming around already.

199
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We're gonna have fun. No, this isn't fun.

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A voluntary administration
workshop is fun.

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Yeah, I hear it ends with a
six page self-assessment.

202
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Oh, come on, Terry!
You don't have to rub it in!

203
00:06:50,728 --> 00:06:52,688
Welcome to the first competition.

204
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Which one of you will meet your maker?

205
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Be sure not to fowl out,

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or you will meet your end.

207
00:07:01,111 --> 00:07:02,111
We don't know what the game is,

208
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so these puns don't work.

209
00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,696
It's a meat throwing challenge.

210
00:07:04,780 --> 00:07:08,034
All of the expired cold cuts
from the kitchen refrigerator

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are under this tarp.

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Voila!

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You will toss a meat of your choosing

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at the break room
window from ten feet away.

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If it sticks to the glass,
well, then you move on.

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If it doesn't, then you're a..
. Cold cut?

217
00:07:22,462 --> 00:07:24,612
Yes, now you're getting it.
Thank you, Rosa.

218
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Yah! Jake sticks it.

219
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Amy sticks it.

220
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Scully sticks it.

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Hitchcock sticks it.

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Holt old school sticks it.

223
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Ro-Ro sticks it.

224
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Debbie… where's Debbie?

225
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I can't do this, Charles.
I didn't even grab a meat.

226
00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:46,146
I'm not some expert cold
cut thrower like all of you.

227
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Everyone, I need a
second for a freak in trouble.

228
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Debbie, I once stood
here in front of this squad

229
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and felt like I didn't belong. But…

230
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But nothing. This is your chance

231
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to do something great.

232
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Debbie, this is your moment.

233
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Take it, and stick this meat.

234
00:08:00,408 --> 00:08:01,409
Is this turkey?

235
00:08:01,493 --> 00:08:02,493
Yes.

236
00:08:02,577 --> 00:08:03,661
I'm very allergic to turkey.

237
00:08:03,745 --> 00:08:05,036
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

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-Hold her down!
-[YELLS]

239
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[SCREAMS]

240
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So Debbie's out.

241
00:08:09,291 --> 00:08:11,000
But she'll be fine, thanks to her purse

242
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full of EpiPens.

243
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And now, that brings us
to the end of round one,

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which mean it is time for another song.

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<i>♪ It was the meet of the moment ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Meat, meat, meat of the moment ♪</i>

247
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Yeah, we'll be back in five.

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<i>♪ Throw, throw, throw it at
the window, window, window ♪</i>

249
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So I bet you're
wondering how I did so well

250
00:08:28,389 --> 00:08:30,473
in that last competition.
Actually, I was impressed

251
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you didn't eat any of the meat.

252
00:08:31,725 --> 00:08:32,809
Well, I don't deserve all the credit.

253
00:08:32,893 --> 00:08:34,644
Scully, show 'em what we're working with.

254
00:08:34,728 --> 00:08:36,979
This is Dorothy, my pill box.

255
00:08:38,856 --> 00:08:40,189
-Good God.
-HITCHCOCK: My friend here

256
00:08:40,273 --> 00:08:42,900
has dozens of medications
prescribed for all of his ailments.

257
00:08:42,984 --> 00:08:44,068
They make him normal.

258
00:08:44,152 --> 00:08:45,861
They make me limitless.

259
00:08:46,237 --> 00:08:48,364
This blood thinner can suppress appetite.

260
00:08:48,656 --> 00:08:51,324
This eczema pill can cause
extreme muscle spasms.

261
00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:52,533
HITCHCOCK: Which is pretty inconvenient,

262
00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:54,618
unless you need to hurl
meat across the room.

263
00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:57,037
My God. He's doping.

264
00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,596
Welcome to the big leagues.

265
00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,500
Well, looks like things just
got a little more interesting.

266
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,084
No, they got worse.

267
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,044
Amy, it's like Torrance
from <i>Bring It On</i> says,

268
00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:08,337
"You'll never be the best
until you win against the best."

269
00:09:08,421 --> 00:09:09,589
Didn't they lose in the end?

270
00:09:09,673 --> 00:09:10,881
Yeah, but this is different.

271
00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:13,050
Hitchcock isn't nearly as good
as the East Compton Clovers.

272
00:09:13,134 --> 00:09:15,385
[LAUGHS] It's like, where's your head at?

273
00:09:15,677 --> 00:09:17,636
It's gonna be fine. It might not be fine.

274
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,555
Diaz, congratulations on moving on

275
00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:22,558
to the second round,
said I, sarcastically.

276
00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:23,850
Oh, you're still in this.

277
00:09:23,934 --> 00:09:26,351
I knew a uniformed
officer had been eliminated,

278
00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:27,895
I just couldn't remember which one.

279
00:09:27,979 --> 00:09:30,438
Okay, we're both great at insults.
Let's move on.

280
00:09:30,730 --> 00:09:33,441
Tell me, why do you wanna
win this game so badly?

281
00:09:33,692 --> 00:09:36,485
Honestly… I guess I still feel like

282
00:09:36,569 --> 00:09:38,445
my parents don't accept my sexuality.

283
00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,072
And winning this will
let me prove to myself

284
00:09:41,156 --> 00:09:43,366
that as long as I feel
good about who I am,

285
00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,317
that's all that matters.

286
00:09:46,326 --> 00:09:47,786
That's a load of dung.

287
00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,788
You processed that
parent stuff a year ago.

288
00:09:49,872 --> 00:09:52,122
You're right, we're going
to drag brunch this Sunday.

289
00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:56,668
No. There's something
private that is fueling you.

290
00:09:56,835 --> 00:09:58,461
And when I find that private fuel,

291
00:09:58,545 --> 00:10:00,671
I will extract it to
use as my private fuel

292
00:10:00,796 --> 00:10:02,089
in my private fuel tank.

293
00:10:02,173 --> 00:10:04,591
Then I will have a
full tank of private fuel,

294
00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:07,177
and you will have an
empty tank of private…

295
00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,594
Rosa.

296
00:10:08,678 --> 00:10:11,013
Welcome to K-9 Hide-and-Seek.

297
00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:13,181
You'll be given five minutes to hide,

298
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,933
during which time Officer Frisbee

299
00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:16,417
will be learning your scent.

300
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:18,017
Whoever he finds first is out.

301
00:10:18,186 --> 00:10:19,770
How'd you get our clothes?
Doesn't matter.

302
00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:20,978
BOYLE: Now, hide, freaks!

303
00:10:21,062 --> 00:10:23,607
Hide from the society that shunned you!

304
00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:28,527
What? Why aren't you hiding?
Are you quitting?

305
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,196
Oh, no, quite the opposite.

306
00:10:30,612 --> 00:10:32,738
This little guy keeps
Scully's liver from imploding,

307
00:10:32,822 --> 00:10:34,156
but it has a neat side effect.

308
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,199
It also masks your natural odor

309
00:10:36,283 --> 00:10:38,133
and makes you smell like a dead fish.

310
00:10:38,285 --> 00:10:40,036
SANTIAGO: Ew. Who's got two stinky thumbs

311
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,662
that stink like rotten salmon?

312
00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:43,372
This stinky guy.

313
00:10:43,497 --> 00:10:44,665
You suck.

314
00:10:44,749 --> 00:10:48,418
Ready or not, here comes my hellhound!

315
00:11:02,512 --> 00:11:03,513
I'm a mop.

316
00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,015
-[BARKING]
-[SHUSHES]

317
00:11:05,556 --> 00:11:07,808
The flattop has left the big top.

318
00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:09,518
Uh, wait, where's Jake?

319
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:10,601
Well, there's a TV cart

320
00:11:10,685 --> 00:11:12,145
suspiciously in the middle of the room,

321
00:11:12,229 --> 00:11:13,271
that ceiling tile's out of place,

322
00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,605
and he said he was going
to hide somewhere reckless,

323
00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:17,607
so I'm guessing he's up there.

324
00:11:17,691 --> 00:11:20,027
That's right, Amy. I'm in the ceiling.

325
00:11:20,152 --> 00:11:21,944
Unlike you boring, old fogies,

326
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:24,446
I found the craziest… [GRUNTS]

327
00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,781
[ALL GASP]

328
00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:26,990
[GROANS]

329
00:11:27,324 --> 00:11:28,533
Don't worry.

330
00:11:29,117 --> 00:11:31,327
My bones and ribs broke my fall.

331
00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,621
BOYLE: Time for our next competition,

332
00:11:35,705 --> 00:11:36,790
The Hellevator.

333
00:11:37,082 --> 00:11:40,709
You see, normally, our
elevator can hold up to 12 freaks.

334
00:11:40,793 --> 00:11:42,419
But what if it's filled with boxes,

335
00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:44,296
and those freaks are wearing bomb suits?

336
00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,547
Well then, its capacity drops to four.

337
00:11:46,714 --> 00:11:49,967
Oh, but Mr. Barnum,
there are five freaks here.

338
00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:51,885
Whatever shall we do?

339
00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:53,011
That's the twist.

340
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:54,971
You have to fight for your spot.

341
00:11:55,055 --> 00:11:57,222
And once those elevator doors close,

342
00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:58,849
one of you will be out.

343
00:11:59,141 --> 00:12:02,810
Oh, did I mention, you have
to do it all in bomb suits?

344
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:04,562
Yes, that was one of the
first things you mentioned.

345
00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:06,730
Oh, sorry.
I was thinking of my next song.

346
00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:09,483
Anyway, suit up, freaks!

347
00:12:09,608 --> 00:12:12,026
[SIGHING, STRAINING]

348
00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:13,735
You're pretty hurt, huh? Yeah.

349
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,070
It's very exciting.

350
00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:16,696
I'm the underdog now, like Seabiscuit.

351
00:12:16,780 --> 00:12:17,906
I mean, sure, I can't lift my arms,

352
00:12:17,990 --> 00:12:20,140
but Seabiscuit won
without even having arms.

353
00:12:20,409 --> 00:12:22,284
What are you talking about?
I don't know. I fell.

354
00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:23,535
We're already married. It doesn't matter.

355
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,745
Well, you guys are in for a beating.

356
00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:26,662
What, is that some kind of kidney pill?

357
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,247
It's to reduce my various swellings.

358
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,332
Basically, it's just speed.

359
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,292
That's illegal, and… [TUTS]

360
00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,002
Okay, here we go, everyone.

361
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:36,462
The game begins when
the elevator doors ding.

362
00:12:36,546 --> 00:12:39,090
Are you ready for the Hellevator?

363
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,466
Buckle up. The juice is loose!

364
00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:42,717
[DINGS]

365
00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:44,970
I am Hitchcock! [GRUNTS]

366
00:12:45,512 --> 00:12:46,679
What the [BLEEP]?

367
00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:51,933
SANTIAGO: Jake, I'm in. Are you in?

368
00:12:52,017 --> 00:12:53,601
Amy, I'm not gonna make it!

369
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,436
You just go for the day off.
You've earned it.

370
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:56,728
No, we're gonna lose the car!

371
00:12:56,812 --> 00:12:58,021
Oh, crap! Right, the car.

372
00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,356
Oh, no, we're gonna lose the car!

373
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,482
Hell no, we won't!

374
00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:02,066
[BOTH GRUNT]

375
00:13:02,984 --> 00:13:04,360
You "Armageddon'd" me.

376
00:13:04,569 --> 00:13:06,194
I don't know what that means.

377
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,782
A lover's sacrifice,

378
00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:12,366
and another lover reborn.

379
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,451
These games truly have it all.

380
00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:16,285
And now, a quick intermission

381
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,663
for one of my legendary costume changes.

382
00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:21,414
All right, come on, Charles.

383
00:13:21,498 --> 00:13:23,875
Quick change, no time for touch-ups.

384
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,252
We're running long.

385
00:13:26,085 --> 00:13:27,962
Ow! Oh, Debbie.

386
00:13:28,087 --> 00:13:30,005
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm just recovering

387
00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:31,089
from the EpiPen.

388
00:13:31,298 --> 00:13:32,840
I'm sorry I messed everything up.

389
00:13:32,924 --> 00:13:34,842
I'm just not cut out for
this high-stakes world

390
00:13:34,926 --> 00:13:36,260
of having fun with friends.

391
00:13:36,344 --> 00:13:38,804
First off, if you think you
messed this up, you're crazy.

392
00:13:38,888 --> 00:13:40,055
Nothing can mess up the performance

393
00:13:40,139 --> 00:13:41,305
I'm putting on out there.

394
00:13:41,389 --> 00:13:43,641
Secondly, what you
did today was incredible.

395
00:13:43,725 --> 00:13:45,727
I got disqualified immediately.

396
00:13:47,269 --> 00:13:50,188
Did I ever tell you the story
of my Jimmy Jabs humiliation?

397
00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:53,023
No. You pretty much
never talked to me till today.

398
00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:56,443
Well, it was 2009, it was
the opening ceremonies

399
00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:58,069
and I couldn't be more excited.

400
00:13:58,153 --> 00:14:00,154
I even got my hair
styled just for the event.

401
00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:01,781
Charles, flame me.

402
00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:03,824
[SCREAMS]

403
00:14:03,991 --> 00:14:05,951
I was out before the games even began.

404
00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:08,870
But I wouldn't change
that moment for the world

405
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,622
because it made me
realize that not even flames

406
00:14:12,706 --> 00:14:14,375
can grind me down to dust.

407
00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,960
There is a place for
us, for we are glorious.

408
00:14:18,252 --> 00:14:21,754
You are the bearded lady.
We are all the bearded lady.

409
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:24,048
Now ask yourself what have
you always wanted to do,

410
00:14:24,132 --> 00:14:25,842
but were too scared to try? Sing.

411
00:14:25,926 --> 00:14:27,134
What? I wanna sing

412
00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:29,428
in front of everyone. Okay, little lady,

413
00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,971
you get that voice warmed up

414
00:14:31,055 --> 00:14:33,639
because you are doing
the closing ceremonies.

415
00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,683
I can't. I haven't prepared.

416
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:37,142
I don't even know the song.

417
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:40,020
Welcome to show business.
It waits for no one.

418
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:41,479
You're on in an hour.

419
00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:44,231
So Diaz, I figured out why you wanna win.

420
00:14:44,315 --> 00:14:45,816
I hacked your work calendar.

421
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,234
Those calendars are public.
Everyone on the system has access.

422
00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:49,402
I hacked it. I'm a hacker.

423
00:14:49,486 --> 00:14:51,820
Anyhow, you took a vacation 14 days ago,

424
00:14:51,904 --> 00:14:54,740
and yet, you already
want another day off?

425
00:14:54,824 --> 00:14:58,284
Odd, unless you need it for a unique,

426
00:14:58,368 --> 00:15:00,077
once-in-a-lifetime occurrence.

427
00:15:00,161 --> 00:15:03,414
Perhaps a proposal to
your girlfriend Jocelyn.

428
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:05,165
What? You've been dating for a year,

429
00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:06,498
you've met each other's parents,

430
00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:09,001
and you just got your nails done

431
00:15:09,085 --> 00:15:11,962
to present her with a ring.

432
00:15:13,004 --> 00:15:14,798
Jocelyn broke up with me. What?

433
00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:16,299
I want the day off so I can sit alone

434
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,467
and listen to death metal
and get my head right.

435
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,351
But what about my nail polish solve?

436
00:15:20,594 --> 00:15:22,511
Getting my nails done made
me feel better for a second.

437
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,555
[MOCKING TONE]

438
00:15:24,639 --> 00:15:26,349
This is a trick to throw me off.

439
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,583
I bet things are better
than ever and you…

440
00:15:28,851 --> 00:15:29,893
Oh.

441
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,311
You really are crying.

442
00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:35,648
Welcome to my most sadistic creation.

443
00:15:35,857 --> 00:15:38,649
The tangled nightmare of extension cords

444
00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,360
that lives in our supply closet.

445
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:44,696
Your mission is to untangle
your lamp's cord, plug it in,

446
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:47,823
and then pull yourself to it
on your dolly and turn it on.

447
00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:50,307
Oh, nice.
Hitchcock's coming down from the speed.

448
00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:51,534
I have a chance.

449
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,203
Freaks, begin!

450
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,330
[PERALTA GRUNTING]

451
00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:57,373
SANTIAGO: Jake!

452
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,751
What is that? Grab the top one

453
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,460
and yank the bottom one! Oh, thank God

454
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:03,544
that's what you meant.

455
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,088
Although, I'm open to
whatever you wanna try.

456
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,214
Here we go.

457
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,665
Diaz, I wanna apologize.

458
00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:09,717
I'm not talking to you.

459
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:11,842
[GRUNTS] Oh, oh, Amy, it worked!

460
00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,719
The pegging worked! What? No!

461
00:16:13,803 --> 00:16:15,013
Here we go.

462
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:16,514
Go.

463
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:20,976
Gotcha.

464
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:22,559
You're never gonna catch me.

465
00:16:22,643 --> 00:16:25,730
[GRUNTING] Yes, I did it!

466
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,247
And Hitchcock's gonna lose!

467
00:16:27,355 --> 00:16:28,856
Rosa and Holt are gonna beat him.

468
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,442
HOLT: Rosa, stop. I give up.

469
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,651
I want you to know I'm sorry for prying.

470
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:34,486
Win this thing, and enjoy your day off.

471
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,405
And if you ever want
a friend to sit with you

472
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,865
and silently listen to death metal,

473
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,659
just know I'm always here.

474
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:44,119
Okay. I'd like that.

475
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,454
Ah, no! What are you freaks doing?

476
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:48,622
HOLT: We're leaving the competition.

477
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:51,041
Some things are more
important than a game.

478
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,126
No, they're not!
Wait, where are you going?

479
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:54,660
Don't leave! We need you to…

480
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,171
[PEOPLE GASPING]

481
00:16:57,588 --> 00:16:59,048
[GROANS]

482
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,425
Why does the ceiling hate me?

483
00:17:05,094 --> 00:17:06,720
I don't get it. Why did you make this bet

484
00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:08,764
in the first place? I don't know.

485
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:10,974
Terry kept saying all that
stuff about how I matured,

486
00:17:11,058 --> 00:17:12,933
and I got worried I was
becoming a boring adult.

487
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:14,518
You are not a boring adult.

488
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:16,687
No. I am.

489
00:17:17,354 --> 00:17:19,689
You wanna know why I really
wanted that year of no paperwork?

490
00:17:19,773 --> 00:17:20,857
It's so if we did get pregnant,

491
00:17:20,941 --> 00:17:23,141
I would have more time
to help with the baby.

492
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:24,943
Aw. No, save your "aw."

493
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,319
I don't deserve it.
I'm just some boring, responsible guy

494
00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:28,779
that's about to lose our car.

495
00:17:28,863 --> 00:17:31,323
-You're still pretty irresponsible.
-[CLICKS TONGUE] Aw.

496
00:17:31,407 --> 00:17:33,199
You're just saying that
'cause you're my wife.

497
00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:34,576
No, I'm not.

498
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,202
Yesterday, you took the batteries

499
00:17:36,286 --> 00:17:37,494
out of our smoke detector

500
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,497
to put in your Big Mouth Billy Bass.

501
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,249
You noticed. Yeah.

502
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:43,250
In a bad way. Yeah.

503
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:46,002
Now get up, and win this bet.

504
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,962
You can do this. Yeah, you're right.

505
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:49,796
I can do this. Yeah.

506
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,382
[YELPS]

507
00:17:52,757 --> 00:17:54,049
Yeah, I maybe can't do this.

508
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,135
The time has come for the grand finale,

509
00:17:56,219 --> 00:17:57,302
the obstacle course.

510
00:17:57,594 --> 00:17:58,845
This is gonna be rough.

511
00:17:58,929 --> 00:18:00,889
Turns out, taking a ton of random pills

512
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:02,223
is really bad for you.

513
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,682
Everything hurts.

514
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,976
Yeah, I'm like 50/50 gonna die.

515
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,895
On your mark, get set, dazzle me, freaks!

516
00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:10,062
[BOTH GRUNTING]

517
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:13,773
BOYLE: <i>First, you must make
your way past the barricade hurdles.</i>

518
00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:15,568
-[GRUNTS]
<i>-After the hurdles,</i>

519
00:18:15,693 --> 00:18:18,152
<i>you must fish a dollar
coin out of our gross,</i>

520
00:18:18,236 --> 00:18:20,529
<i>clogged-up sink of nightmares.</i>

521
00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:21,989
[BLUBBERING]

522
00:18:22,073 --> 00:18:23,115
[EXCLAIMS] Ew.

523
00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:25,825
<i>You use that money to buy a hot dog.</i>

524
00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:27,201
<i>After you eat the entire dog,</i>

525
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,744
<i>you'll return to the break room,</i>

526
00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:29,995
<i>where you must extract an olive</i>

527
00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:32,581
<i>from the windpipe of a
Heimlich practice dummy.</i>

528
00:18:33,081 --> 00:18:34,999
Why are you using your
mouth for everything?

529
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,709
<i>The winner will be the first person</i>

530
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,794
<i>to sit in the Ringmaster's throne.</i>

531
00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:41,338
Uh-oh, surprise twist!

532
00:18:41,422 --> 00:18:43,547
To get to the throne,
you must break through

533
00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:45,382
a breach training door. What?

534
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,051
Why are you making this so hard on me?

535
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:48,384
BOYLE: It's all for the show, Jake.

536
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:49,844
The greatest show on Earth!

537
00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:51,638
All right, fine. I can do this.

538
00:18:52,555 --> 00:18:53,848
For my wife.

539
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:57,184
[SCREAMS IN SLOW MOTION]

540
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:03,772
[WHIMPERS, GRUNTS NORMALLY]

541
00:19:03,856 --> 00:19:05,232
PERALTA: Ah, it didn't work.

542
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,025
My skeleton feels like
it's made of Skittles.

543
00:19:07,109 --> 00:19:09,694
I can't do it, Amy. Yes, you can, okay?

544
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:11,319
You just need a little energy.

545
00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:12,946
And Debbie's EpiPens
are full of adrenaline.

546
00:19:13,030 --> 00:19:14,572
Is that a smart thing to do?
Probably not,

547
00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:16,574
but sometimes it's good
to be a little irresponsible.

548
00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:17,699
That could make me sick.

549
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,034
It's better than losing our car.

550
00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:21,454
I mean, is it? 'Cause… [SCREAMS]

551
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,080
I will never die!

552
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,874
Yeah! Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

553
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,043
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo! Jake is champion!

554
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,212
Congratulations, you inherit the circus!

555
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,922
I did it! I don't want the circus.

556
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:40,718
[DEATH METAL PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]

557
00:19:40,802 --> 00:19:41,886
You like it? Not at all.

558
00:19:41,970 --> 00:19:43,370
You can leave. Not a chance.

559
00:19:45,681 --> 00:19:48,975
The show is over, lessons
were learned, tears were cried.

560
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:50,435
Just remember, freaks,

561
00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:53,270
the real freak is the freak inside.

562
00:19:53,562 --> 00:19:56,607
And now, ladies and
gentlemen, Debbie Fogel.

563
00:20:01,694 --> 00:20:05,781
<i>And now our games come to an end</i>

564
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:09,784
<i>We started as freaks
but now we're friends</i>

565
00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:13,536
<i>And we'll all be friends forever</i>

566
00:20:14,037 --> 00:20:15,580
<i>Forever</i>

567
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:22,419
<i>Forever</i>

568
00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:29,257
Well, that was weird.

569
00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:31,551
Whoa-ho-ho, you hear that?

570
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:34,011
It's the total silence of people reeling

571
00:20:34,095 --> 00:20:35,679
from the performance of a lifetime.

572
00:20:35,763 --> 00:20:37,264
How does it feel? Incredible.

573
00:20:37,348 --> 00:20:40,016
I've never been that loud.
That's what most singing is.

574
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:42,018
And with more practice,
you'll only get louder.

575
00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,518
Do you really think they liked it?

576
00:20:43,602 --> 00:20:45,652
It doesn't matter what
other people think.

577
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:48,147
What matters is that you can do anything

578
00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:49,773
you put your mind to, because in the end,

579
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:53,193
my bearded lady, the beard was under you,

580
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,696
the greatest showman. [CHUCKLES]

581
00:20:56,446 --> 00:20:59,073
You're right. I can do anything.

582
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:08,914
Anything I put my mind to.

583
00:21:10,499 --> 00:21:12,835
<i>Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, oh…</i>


